She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
well you can't waste a boner
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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