You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i may or may not be watching the land before time
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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