Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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