Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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