hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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