It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
His nipple licking is glorious
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