nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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