My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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