Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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