I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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