"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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