Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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