It's a beautiful day for a hangover
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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