It's like a parade of train wrecks.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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