his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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