My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
grandma shit on top of the toilet
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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