Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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