Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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