All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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