from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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