Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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