operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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