Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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