She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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