Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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