check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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