Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
In other news, I just burned my penis
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
