we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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