why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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