your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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