no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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