Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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