Your dad touched me again.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
She announced her abortion via fbk
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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