the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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