im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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