Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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