But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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