Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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