Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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