can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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