One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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