David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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