Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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