I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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