I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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