And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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