I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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