he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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