I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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