Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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